Colonel Buffalo Bill Lyrics

Charlie: WHO'S GOT THE STUFF TO MAKE THE WILD WEST WILD?
         WHO PLEASES EVERY WOMAN, MAN, AND CHILD?
         WHO DOES HIS BEST TO GIVE HIS CUSTOMERS A THRILL?
Crowd:   WHO?
Charlie: COLONEL BUFFALO BILL
         WHO'S GOT THE SHOW THAT GETS THE MOST APPLAUSE? 
         FIVE HUNDRED INDIANS AND FIFTY SQUAWS!
         TEN FEATURED ACTS AND AND THERE'S THE SPECIAL FEATURE STILL
Crowd:   WHO?
Charlie: COLONEL BUFFALO BILL
Dolly:   DID YOU EVER SEE A COWBOY ROPE A STEER?
Crowd:   NO WE HAVEN'T
Dolly:   OR AN INDIAN WITH FEATHERS THROW A SPEAR?
Crowd:   NO WE HAVEN'T!
Dolly:   OR A MARKSMAN SHOOT AN EARRING FROM AN EAR
Crowd:   NO WE HAVEN'T!!
Charlie: DID YOU EVER SEE A HOLDUP?
Crowd:   NO SIR!
Charlie: THEN GATHER CLOSER, AND LET ME GIVE YOU SOME OF THE ATMOSPHERE
Dolly:   THE HOUR IS MIDNIGHT, AND ALL IS STILL
         WE SEE THE STAGECOACH CLIMBING UP A HILL
         GOING ALONG THE MOUNTAIN TRAIL
         CARRYING PASSENGERS AND MAIL
         NEVER SUSPECTING DANGER AS THEY ROLL ALONG
Charlie: THE WATCHFUL DRIVER IS IN HIS SEAT
         HIS TRUSTY RIFLE LYING AT HIS FEET
Dolly:   SOME OF THE PASSENGERS INSIDE
         SEEM TO BE DOZING AS THEY RIDE
         NEVER SUSPECTING THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY WRONG
         SUDDENLY THERE'S A SHOUT
Crowd:   WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT?
Charlie: WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT, YOU ASK, IT'S INDIANS!
Crowd:   INDIANS?
Charlie: INDIANS!
Crowd:   INDIANS!!
Charlie: VERY NOTABLE, CUT-YOUR-THROATABLE INDIANS
Crowd:   INDIANS!!!
Both:    JUST WHEN THEY'VE TAKEN EVERYONE BY FORCE
         WHO MAKES AN ENTRANCE ON A BIG WHITE HORSE?
         WHO STARTS A-SHOOTIN' TILL THERE'S NO ONE LEFT TO KILL
Child: General Grant?
All:     NO! COLONEL BUFFALO BILL!