The Merry Ole Land of Oz Lyrics

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Dorothy:     (THERE'S A GARDEN SPOT I'M TOLD
             WHERE IT'S NEVER TOO HOT AND IT'S NEVER TOO COLD
Scarecrow:   WHERE YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG AND YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD
Tin Man:     WHERE YOU'RE NEVER TOO THIN OR TALL
Lion:        AND YOU'RE NEVER, NEVER, NEVER TOO, TOO, TOO ANYTHING AT ALL
Guard:       OH WE'RE NOT TOO MAD AND WE'RE NOT TOO SANE
             AND WE DON'T COMPARE AND WE DON'T COMPLAIN
             ALL WE DO IS JUST SIT TIGHT
             'CAUSE IT'S ALL SO, SO, SO DOWNRIGHT RIGHT)
             HA HA HA, HO HO HO, AND A COUPLE OF TRA-LA-LAS
             THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH THE DAY AWAY IN THE MERRY OLE LAND OF OZ
             BZZ BZZ BZZ, CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP, AND A COUPLE OF LA-DI-DAS
             THAT'S HOW THE CRICKETS CRICK ALL DAY IN THE MERRY OLE LAND OF OZ
             WE GET UP AT TWELVE AND START TO WORK AT ONE
             TAKE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH AND THEN AT TWO WE'RE DONE
All:         JOLLY GOOD FUN!
             HA HA HA, HO HO HO, AND A COUPLE OF TRA-LA-LAS
             THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH THE DAY AWAY WITH A HO HO HO, HA HA HA IN THE MERRY OLE LAND OF OZ
Masseurs:    PAT PAT HERE, PAT PAT THERE, AND A COUPLE OF BRAND NEW STRAWS
             THAT'S HOW WE KEEP YOU YOUNG AND FAIR IN THE MERRY OLE LAND OF OZ
Polishers:   RUB RUB HERE, RUB RUB THERE, WHETHER YOUR TIN OR BRAHZ
             THAT'S HOW WE KEEP YOU IN REPAIR IN THE MERRY OLE LAND OF OZ
Masseuse:    WE CAN MAKE A DIMPLED SMILE OUT OF A FROWN
Dorothy:     CAN YOU EVEN DYE MY EYES TO MATCH MY GOWN?
Masseuse:    UH-HUH!
Dorothy:     JOLLY OLD TOWN!
Manicurists: CLIP CLIP HERE, CLIP CLIP THERE, WE GIVE THE ROUGHEST CLAWS
Lion:        THAT CERTAIN AIR OF SAVOIR FAIRE IN THE MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ
Scarecrow:   HA HA HA
Tin Man:     HA HA HA
Dorothy:     HA HA HA HA
Lion:        HA!
All Four:    THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH THE DAY AWAY IN THE MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ
All:         THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH THE DAY AWAY
             WITH A HA HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA HA
             HA HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA HA
             IN THE MERRY OLE LAND OF OZ!