How Did You Meet Them? Lyrics

A golf course spins around my head.
A pane of glass is in my bed.
You were once in my bed.
How did you meet them?
Did you meet them in the parking lot
where mom got raped and dad got shot?
Their ugly children dressed in socks?
You're a lucky woman.
The roulette wheel is stuck in place.
The open field where cows are grazing.
It's no wonder I'm so lazy.
You're a lucky woman.
The parking lot it's a crap shoot, of course.
A kid-sized shot glass of welcomed force.
A box with pictures from your divorce.
How did you meet them?