The Water Buffalo Song Lyrics

From Episode 1--Where's God When I'm S-Scared?

Larry: "Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow. 
Oh where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water 
buffalo-ooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled 
some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ..."

Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think 
you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone 
does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, 
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are 
you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so 
silly!"

Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to 
hear Larry sing ..."

Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue. 
Hers was small but ..."