Good Friday Lyrics

thank you for the easter bunny sitting at my door it wasn't made of chocolate but it shit right on my floor and thank you god for x-mas trees return the gifts for money thank you for my paycheck now heres your 10% i'd love to give you more but i bareley make my rent thank you lord for turning fruity grapes right into wine it sure does make it easy to out my pick up line once there was no t.p. inside my hotel room the bible had 10,000 pages i only used a few sunday school such a joy forced to fondle reverend roy good friday