Always Tell The Voter What The Voter Wants To Hear Lyrics

"You want jobs? I've got jobs!
Hospitals? Top of my list!
Tax cuts and platform shoes
For every small businessman!
..Just give me your vote"

"Schools, prisons? Of course we'll build 'em!
Condoms for the American G.I.'s!
Nuclear reactors will breed like rabbits!
Police oppression? You can have it, sir!
..Just give me your vote"

Put your cross in the box

"You want houses? See me afterwards!
Want my autograph? See my bodyguard
Pre-election budgut handouts!
You want a war? No problem
..Just give me your vote"