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intro/ chorus


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       yo i am funny,i eat honey. if you dont like me than like someone else. sometimes i tell jokes,light a few smokes, but i like to still tell jokes.
     
       sometimes i turn chinesse,japanesse,outher countries such as pee-pees
       
       if you laugh at me than i will laugh at you . so dont eat chedder cheese.


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  yo im a clown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clown.


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 so tell me who i am~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11



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 no one tells me what to do, so take a poo-poo




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 soup disoure,yo i eat pizza with no cheese


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      sometimes i see the sky turn yellow but i never see it
      when i go to the dentist i order tooth pays but i see a chinesse guy
      over there eating spegettii and manouse.so i say con chew to him and he said wanchew.
      over the pasture i see a big elephant smashing a guy with a british accent.

   
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 when you run its kin of funny the way you limp on one toe.
 but once i saw a chinesse guy with gum stuck to his shoe. and then when we glanced at him i saw him eat it.

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 so it is time for me to be a clown!