My Biznitch is the Shiznit by 
Had to fix the other post of this. This is the correct way to play it.

(Intro)
G             Em
G             Em 

G                              
Well, we met at the food court in the mall.
Em
She was in line at Arby's, and I was sippin' on a malt.
G                 
Such a lovely girl, I walked up to her.
Em
"I wanna make you mine and buy you diamonds and pearls."
G                      
She gave me her pager number, and said, "Beep me some time."
Em
Right there I knew that this girl was mine.
C
You're my number one girl, the best in the world.
D
You're the itch to me, forget the other girls.

G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G                    
I was doin’ cannonballs at the YMCA .
Em
She came up to me, and said, "Hey, no horseplay!"
G        
So I got out of the pool like I was The Man,
Em
cruised on over to the lifeguard stand.
G         
I asked for her number, maybe I’ll call her sometime.
Em
She looked at me, smiled and said, "Fine."
C                   
You're my number one girl, the best in the world.
D
You're the itch to me, forget the other girls.

G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G                
Well, you know my biznitch is the shiznit.
Em
All the fellas are jealous, they should mind their own bidness.
G              
I only got eyes for one girl.
Em
She's the one that really rocked my world.
G    
Every day with me she makes the love stronger.
Em
When she's not by my side, all I do is wander.
C                    
She's my number one girl, the best in the world.
D
She's the itch to me, forget the other girls.

G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

C         D
Biznitch

G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G         Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G         Em
Biznitch,

(Outro)
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C             D        

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Enjoy!