-Verse-
D		 F#			   
You don’t always have to *** her hard. 
   E			     A
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do.
D		    F#	           
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
E			   A 
 and ***in’ give her some smooches too.
Bm                      G        Bm		             G
Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please,
D			 A
sometimes you got to say hey,

-Chorus-
          D	   F#	    E			A
I’m gonna *** you softly.  I’m gonna screw you gently.
	  D	   F#		       E	   A	
I’m gonna hump you sweetly.  I’m gonna ball you discreetly.

-refrain-
Bm                G
And then you say “hey I brought you flowers,”
D                 A
And then you say “wait a minute sally, 
Bm               G                         	 E
I think I’ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me”
A
That’s ***in’ teamwork.

-Verse-
D                      F#
What’s your favorite posish(position)
E				 A			      D
That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you.
D		    F#
What’s you favorite dish?
	      E                              A
I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar.

-Chorus 2-
(loud)Bm                         G
  And then I’m gonna love you completely
(soft)D                             A
  and then I’ll ***in’ *** you discreetly
(loud)Bm			     G
  and then I’ll ***in’ ball you completely
    F#             E           A   C     G     D
and then I’m gonna fuuuuuuuck  you haaaaaaaaaard
C         G        D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd,