Artist - Tenacious D
Song - *** Her Gently
Tabbed by - Harry 'LK' Ball
E-mail - [email protected]
Date - 07.07.02

I saw this song on Kerrang and knew I had to tab it. Well, here it is, it's ok, I may have gone wrong 
at the end on the chords and the little picking bit, but apart from that it's OK. Mail me if you know
the correct ending, but anyway, Enjoy!

Intro
    D	              F#m	Em	A
E---2----2---2---2---5--5--5--5---3--3--3--3-----0-----------
B----3----3---3-------7--7--7------5--5--5------2-------------
G------2---2---2-------6--6--6------4--4--4----2--------------
D-0-----------------7-------------2-------------2---------------
A-----------------------------------------------0----------------
E-----------------------------------------------------------------

Riff A
    D	              F#m	Em	A
E---2----2---2---2---5--5--5--5---3--3--3--3-----0------------
B----3----3---3-------7--7--7------5--5--5------2--2-2h3p2---
G------2---2---2-------6--6--6------4--4--4----2--------------
D-0-----------------7-------------2-------------2---------------
A-----------------------------------------------0----------------
E----------------------------------------------------------------

Chorus 1
    Bm x4   G  x4   Bm x4   G x4   D x4  A 
E---2-------3-------2------3------2-----0-----------------------
B---3-------0-------3------0------3-----2----------------------
G---4-------0-------4------0------3-----2----------------------
D---4-------0-------4------0------0-----2----------------------
A---2-------2-------2------2------x-----0----------------------
E---x--------3------x-------3------x-----x---------------------

Chorus 2		               2nd Time
     Bm x4  G x4   D x4   A x4   |   A
E----2-------3------2-----0----|--0-------------------------
B----3-------0------3-----2---|---2-------------------------
G----4-------0------2-----2---|---2-------------------------	x2
D----4-------0------0-----2---|---2-------------------------
A----2-------2------x-----0---|---0--------------------------
E----x--------3------x-----x---|---x-------------------------

Chorus 3               /  Quieter  /	                / P.M. /
      Bm x4   G x4   D x4   A x4  Bm x4   G x4   D x4    G x4   D x4 
E----2--------3------2-----0------2-------3-----2-------3-----2-----
B----3--------0------3-----2------3-------0-----3-------0-----3-----
G----4--------0------2-----2------4-------0-----2-------0-----2-----
D----4--------0------0-----2------4-------0-----0-------0-----0------
A----2--------2------x-----0------2-------2-----x-------2------x-----
E----x---------3------x-----x------x-------3-----x-------3------x-----

     E x2  A x2  C x2  G x2    D	          D x2  Bb x4 C x4   D
E--0-------0-----0-----3----2----3p2-----2------1-----0----2-------
B--2-------2-----1-----0----3--------3----3------3-----1----3-------
G--2-------2-----0-----0----2----------2--2------3-----0----2-------
D--1-------2-----2-----0----0-------------0------3-----2-----0------
A--0-------0-----3-----2----x-------------x------1-----2-----x------
E--0-------x------x-----3----x-------------x------x-----0-----x------

LYRICS
This is a song, for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely...
Intro>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You don't always have to *** her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do,
Riff A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sometimes you got to make some love, and ***in' give her some smooth, just to,
Riff A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Chorus 1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sometimes you gotta say ''hey!'', I'm gonna...
Chorus 1cont.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

*** you, softly, I'm gonna screw you gently, I'm gonna hump you, sweetly, I'm gonna ball you, discreatly,
Riff A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And then you say ''Hey, I brought you flowers, and the you say wait a minute Sally, 
Chorus 2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
''I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?'', that's ***ing teamwork!
Chorus 2 cont.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

What's your favourite position?, that's cool with me, it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you,
Riff A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
What's your favourite dish?, I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!,
Riff A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And then I'm gonna love you completely, and then I'll ***in' *** you descreatly,
Chorus 3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And then I'll ***in' bone you completely, but then, I'm gonna *** you hard,
Chorus 3 cont.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hard
Chorus 3 cont.>>>