Composed for no actual reason. This was a fabricated addition to a certain song. In hopes of adding an ad lib piano solo to a jazzed-up version of a well-known Christmas song, I worked out this piece. However, conditions weren't right for nuclear fusion to begin, and this once hopeful song turned into a brown dwarf (also known as FAILED star). Later, I picked up the poor, wounded soldier from the battlefield, smuggled him across the border under a fake visa, provided him a letter for a name, and gave him pleasure in telling his short story in song to the locals in a small village just outside the capital.