The CBS sitcom "Phyllis" was aired from 1975-1977 with only 48 episodes under its belt. Although the show may have been so-so, it boasted one of the funniest theme songs. A mens chorus singing the praises of Phyllis that would make any Dolly or Mame proud... until the last line. And the expression Cloris Leachman threw at the camera on that last line is PRICELESS!


MEN'S ENSEMBLE

WHO MAKES THE
FOG SURROUNDING THE
GOLDEN GATE SIMPLY DISAPPEAR?

PHYLLIS! PHYLLIS!

WHO MAKES THE WARNING BELL ON THE
CABLE CARS PLAY "THE GANG'S ALL HERE"?

PHYLLIS! PHYLLIS!

WHO CHARMS THE CRABS FROM
FISHERMAN'S WHARF RIGHT OUT OF THEIR SHELLS?
WHO LIGHTS THE LAMPS OF
CHINATOWN JUST BY WALKING IN VIEW?

WHO?

PHYLLIS! PHYLLIS! PHYLLIS!

IT SURE ISN'T YOU!

(Blackout)