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BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN"

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
  so I just walked inside.
I took two scents and realized
  I was taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found
  the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
  What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
  it must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there,
  I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
  and sacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
  What thing could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
  and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep(?) who had
  the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause I've got two black eyes
  and one high-heel up my behind.

Now I can't sit with comfort and joy.
  Boy, oh boy.
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

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