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Seven Old Ladies Lyrics

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Seven old Ladies   (supply first...seventh as you know them.)


The ______ old lady was old mrs. Pymm 
She went inside on a personal whim 
She somehow got stuck twixt the bowl and the rim 
And nobody knew she was there. 
 
The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Draper 
She used the toilet, but couldn't find the paper 
All she could find was a brick mason's scraper (appropriate
scream) 
And nobody knew she was there. 
 
The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Parted 
She paid her penny, and inside she darted. 
What a waste of a penny, for she only hola-cowa-cowa-cowa 
Nobody knew she was there. 
 
The ______ old lady was Chichester's daughter 
She went inside to get rid of some water, 
And she stayed there so long that the rising tide caught her 
And nobody knew she was there. 
 
The _______ old lady was Elizabeth Humphrey 
She went inside, and arranged herself comfy 
When she tried to get up, Ah she couldn't get her bum free 
And nobody knew she was there. 
 
The ______ old lady was old Mrs. Mason 
THe seat was too cold, so she used the basin 
But that was the water that I washed me face in 
Cause I didn't know she was there. 
 
The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Bender 
She went inside to adjust her suspender 
And she got tangled up with a masculine gender 
And nobody knew they were (I was) there. 

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