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The following is the tablature for "Sucker in a Three-Piece" by Van Halen 
off the album OU812.  Any questions/comments/suggestions may be sent to 
[email protected].  Thanks.



                        Sucker In a Three-Piece
                        -----------------------

                                By Van Halen

                              transcribed by:
                               Steve Mueller
                            [email protected]



---------------------|------------------|------------------------------------
---------------------|------3-----------|--3---------------------------------
-------------------2-|------2-----2-----|--2-----2---------------------------
-x-/-/-/-x------2-|------0-----2-----|--0-----2-------2------(2)----------
-x-/-/-/-x------0-|------------0-----|--------0-------2------(2)----------
---------------------|------------------|----------------0------(0)----------

|--pick slides--|




----------------|---------------------|-------3-------|-3------------|-------
----------------|------------------3--|-(3)---3----3--|-3---3--------|-------
----------------|------------------2--|-(2)---0----2--|-0---2----2-2-|-2-----
-(2)------------|------------------0--|-(0)---0----0--|-0---0----2-2-|-2-----
-(2)------------|---------------------|---------------|-----0----0-0-|-0-----
-(0)------12--9-|-(9)-7-5--5-4--------|---------------|--------------|-------

           T  T       T T  T T 

        |---tapped harmonics---|





----------------------------------|---------------|-----------------|-------
----------------------------------|--------3------|--3--------------|-------
-x/x/x--x--x--x--x--------2-|-(2)----2----2-|--2---2----------|-------
-x/x/xx/xx/xx/xx/xx/xx---2-|-(2)----0----2-|--0---2----2-2-2-|-(2)---
--------x/--x/--x/--x/--x/--x--0-|-(0)---------0-|------0----2-2-2-|-(2)---
---------------------------------|---------------|---------------0-|-(0)---

|--slide pick back and forth---|
   across stgs. indicated 
   while descending in a 
   steady gliss





    A.H.    |-v1-v1-v1-v1-v1-|release
----------------------------------------|--------3------|---3----------|-----
------^(1.5)--------------------------3-|---(3)--3----3-|---3---3------|-----
-----6--------------------------------2-|---(2)--0----2-|---0---2------|-----
---x----------------------------------0-|---(0)--0----0-|---0---0----2-|-(2)-
--x-------------------------------------|---------------|------------2-|-(2)-
-x--------------------------------------|---------------|-------2----0-|-(0)-


      note: (v1 means dive with whammy bar 1 step lower)


                                                                      semi
                                                        |----P.M---|  harm.-|

--------------------|--------------------|---------------------|-------------
--------------3-----|-(2)----------------|---------------------|-------------
-----2--2--2--2-----|-(3)----------------|----2--2--2--0-------|-------------
-----2--2--2--0-----|--------------------|----2--2--2--0-------|-------------
-----0--------------|--0-0-0---0-0-0-0---|--0------------0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-
--------------------|--------------------|---------------------|-------------




                        P.M. 
                      --2nd and 4th-- P.M.       |-P.M-|
-----------------|-------------------|------------------|--------------------
--------------3--|-(3)---------------|------------------|--------------------
--------2-----2--|-(2)---------------|----2---2-0-------|--------------------
--------2-----0--|-(0)---------------|----2---2-0-------|--------------------
---(0)--0-0-0----|------0-0-0-0-0--0-|-0----------0-0-0-|-0------------------
-----------------|-------------------|------------------|--------------------




 |----semi. harmonic hammers and pulls------|
                                                         |-----P.M----|
------------------------------------------------------------------|----------
-------------------------------------------------------3----------|----------
---------------------------------------------2--2--2---2----------|----------
---------------------------------------------2--2--2---0----------|----------
-0h3p2p0h3p2p0h3p2p0h3p2p0h3p2p0h3p2p0h3p2p0-0--0--0------0--0--0-|-0-0--0-0-
------------------------------------------------------------------|----------

 note:  glide up and down A string w/ right
        hand (lightly touching it) while
        hammering on and pulling off with
        the left hand, sounding random 
        harmonics and palm-muted notes.





                                  ~~~~                                   ~~~~
-------------|-----------------------------------------|--------------|------
-------------|------------3----(3)------3/5---3/53--3-|-(3)-------3--|-(3)--
--2--2-2--0--|----2----2--2----(2)------2/4---2/42--2-|-(2)-2---2-2--|-(2)--
--2--2-2--0--|----2----2--0----------------------------|-----2---2-0--|-(0)--
--0----------|-0---------------------------------------|--------------|------
-------------|-----------------------------------------|--------------|------






                                 Vocals:  Ow!_______________________________



-P.M.-                P.M.
---------------------|-----------------------------------------||------------
---------------------|-----------3---(3)3/5--5-5--3/5--5-5--5--||-(5)-------
-------------2---2-0-|----2---2--2---(2)2/4--4-4--2/4--4-4--4--||-(4)-------
-------------2---2-0-|----2---2--0---(0)-----------------------||------------
-0--0--0--0--0-------|-0---------------------------------------||------------
---------------------|-----------------------------------------||------------




________________________________________________



--P.M--               -P.M.-                       -P.M-
                                                                 P.M.
------------------|----------------------|-----------------------------------
-----------5------|-5--------------------|----------------5------------------
-----------4--4---|-4---------4--4--4--2-|-(2)---4--------4---4--------------
-----------2--4---|-2---------4--4--4--2-|-(2)---4--------2---4--------------
--2-2-2-------2-2-|----2-2-2-----------2-|-(2)------2-2-------2---2----------
------------------|----------------------|-----------------------------------





                  
                   ~~~~~~~~    -P.M.-              --P.M--
----------------7/10--|-(10)------------------|--------------------|---------
-5-5-5--7/10----7/10--|-(10)----------5-------|--5-----------------|-(2)-----
-4-4-4----------4/7---|-(7)-----------4---4---|--4---------4-4-4-2-|-(2)--4--
-2-2-2--4/7-----------|------4--------2---4---|--2---------4-4-4-2-|-(2)--4--
----------------------|------2--2-2-------2-2-|-----2-2-2--------2-|---------
----------------------|-----------------------|--------------------|---------






                                        Vocals:  She's so fine.


-P.M.-        P.M.                                                  P.M.
-----------------------------|-----------------------||----------------------
-------5---------------------|-----------------------||------------3---------
-------4----4------4-2-------|-(2)-------------------||------2-----2---------
-------2----4------2-2-------|-(2)-------------------||------2-----0---------
--2-2-------2--2---2-0-------|-(0)--x---------------||---0----0-0----0--0---
-----------------------------|---------12--0---0-0--||----------------------






           How 'bout a nine on a ten scale,               with long legs
                                         
--P.M.---                                     -P.M.-

--------------------------------------------|--------------------|-----------
-----------------------------------3--------|---------4/53/43--|-----------
------------2-2--2--0-(0)--2-------2--------|---------3/42/32--|----2------
------------2-2--2--0-(0)--2-------0--------|--------------------|----2------
-0-0-0--0--------------------0--0-----------|--0-0-0-------------|-0---------
--------------------------------------------|--------------------|-----------





                          straight on up___to her lunch pail
                                        
-P.M-
             ~~~~~   -P.M.-
------------------|------------------------------------------|---------------
-------3---(3)----|-3--------------------------------3-------|-(3)-----------
-------2---(2)----|-2--------2-----2---0--(0)-2----2-2-------|-(2)-----------
-------0----------|-0--------2-----2---0--(0)-2----2-0-------|-(0)-0-0-------
--0-0-------------|---0-0-0--------------------(0)-----------|---------------
------------------|------------------------------------------|---------------






 Whoo! Sweet lit--tle wishbone,__ oh_ yeah,_    don't wanna break her in half

                         -P.M.-                                       -P.M-

-----------------|-----------------------|-----------------------------------
-3/5--3/53--3-|-(3)-3-------3----3----|-----------5-5--53--(3)--3------3-
-2/4--2/42--2-|-(2)-2-------4----4----|-----------6-6--62--(2)--2------4-
---------------0-|-(0)----0-0---------0--|------------------0--(0)-----0-0---
-----------------|-----------------------|--5-5-5-5--------------------------
-----------------|-----------------------|-----------------------------------



                    

                    Lick up a-one    side and down the oth-er__

                                    
                                                      --P.M.-------

--------|------------------------|-----------------------|-------------------
---3----|-x-5-5-5-5-3h5--3--3--3-|-(3)--3-------3---3----|-----------5-5-3-3-
---4----|-x-5-5-5-5---5--5--5--2-|-(2)--2-------4---4----|-----------5-5-5-2-
------0-|-x--------------------0-|-(0)-----0-0---------0-|-0--0-0-0--------0-
--------|-x----------------------|-----------------------|-------------------
--------|------------------------|-----------------------|-------------------






always make her laugh Ha   ha!       She take me down,  down,   down,


      -P.M.-       P.M.                                     ---P.M----------

------------------------|-----------------------|------------------|---------
-(3)-3--------3--3------|----5-5-5-3h5--3--3----|----------3-------|---------
-(2)-2--------4--4------|-x--5-5-5---5--5--5----|-----2--2-2-------|---------
-(0)----0-0----------0--|-x-------------------x|-----2--2-0-------|---------
------------------------|---------------------0-|-(0)-0------0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-
------------------------|-----------------------|------------------|---------





                                               I got ev - ry thing you wanted
                                

                  -P.M-    --P.M---------                     -P.M-
                                                   ~~~~~~~
----------------------------------|-----------------------||-----------------
-------------------------3--------|--------4/5---4/5----5-||-5----------6----
-2-2--2--0--(0)--2-------2--------|--------3/4---3/4----4-||-4----------5--5-
-2-2--2--0--(0)--2-------0--------|-----------------------||---------5--3--5-
------0-------------0-0-----0-0-0-|-0-0-0-----------------||----3--3-3-----3-
----------------------------------|-----------------------||-----------------






         give you ev - ry thing you need,        still you want that sugar


   -P.M.-                                                            
                            -P.M.-             -P.M-                 -P.M.-
---------------------|--------------------|-------------------|--------------
--6------------------|--------------8-8---|--8----------------|--------------
--5------------------|--------------7-7-7-|--7----------------|--------------
--3--------5-----5-7-|-(7)----------5-5-7-|--5-----7-75/7--5-|-(5)-5--------
----3-3-3--3-----3-5-|-(5)---5-5-5------5-|----5-5-5-53/5--3-|-(3)-3-3-3----
---------------------|--------------------|-------------------|--------------







 daddy              over me                                 Huh!  She want a


        P.M                           --v.5-------                bend/release
               -P.M.-                                                    |--|
-----------------------------------|----------------------|------------------
--6-6--------6---------------------|----------------------|------------------
--5-5-5------5--------5-5-7---(7)-|------------------2p0-|-5p2--7p5^(.5)-13-
--3-3-5------3--3-3---3-3-5---(5)-|--------2-2-2-2-------|------------------
------3--3-------------------------|-2/7------------------|------------------
-----------------------------------|----------------------|------------------
                                                                           T







 sucker,                 sucker in a three - piece
         
           (sucker____            ...three - piece)

                    -P.M-                     P.M.           -P.M.-
                           ~~~~~                         
----------------|--------------------|--------------------|------------------
--------3-------|-3------------------|-------------3------|-3-------3/5------
-2------2----2--|-2--------2-------0-|--(0)-2------2---2--|-2-------2/4------
-2------0----2--|-0--------2-------0-|--(0)-2------0---2--|-0----------------
-0-0-0-------0--|----0-0-0-----------|----------0------0--|----0-0-----------
----------------|--------------------|--------------------|------------------






                        Sucker   all dressed up in a  three-piece suit

(sucker)_______________


               --P.M.---     P.M.
                                                             -P.M.-
---------------------------------|--------------------|----------------------
-3/53--3---(3)----------3-------|-3------------------|------------3---------
-2/42--2---(2)----------2---2---|-2---------2-2-2--0-|-(0)-2------2---2-----
--------0---(0)----------0---2---|-0---------2-2-2--0-|-(0)-2------0---2-----
----------------0-0-0--0-----0-0-|---(0)-0-0----------|-------0-0------0-----
---------------------------------|--------------------|----------------------






                                         I'm on fi-re_____



                             -P.M-                           --P.M.--------
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                    ~~
------------------------|---------------------||-----------------|-----------
------------------------|---------------------||---------3-------|-----------
-2----------------------|---------------------||--2------2-------|-----------
-2--(2)-----------------|---------------------||--2------0-0-----|-----------
-0----------------------|-----------------3---||--0-0-0------0-0-|-0-0-0-0---
-----3------------------|--(3)-5-5-4-4-3------||-----------------|-----------






whoo, with just one   look                    Got me a brand new number 


                                   -P.M.-                     -P.M-
 ~~~~~~                     ~~~~~~                                      ~~~~
----------|-----------------------|--------------------|---------------------
----------|------------3---(3)----|-------3/5--3/53-3-|-(3)--------3--(3)---
-2---2-0--|-(0)-2---x--2---(2)----|-------2/4--2/42-2-|-(2)-2------2--(2)---
-2---2-0--|-(0)-2---x--0----------|------------------0-|-(0)-2------0--------
----------|---------x-------------|-0-0-0--------------|-----0-0-0-----------
----------|-----------------------|--------------------|---------------------





          in my little black___ book.                Well, she don't like


---P.M---                   P.M.            -P.M.-
                                      ~~~~
-------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|---------
-------------------|------------3----(3)---|-------3/5--3/53---3-|-(3)-3---
----------2-2-2--0-|-(0)-2------2----(2)---|-------2/4--2/42---2-|-(2)-2---
----------2-2-2--0-|-(0)-2------0----------|---------------------0-|-(0)-----
-0-0-0-0-----------|-------0-0-------------|-0-0-0-----------------|---------
-------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|---------






 the way I dress,     she don't like the way I wear my hair


-P.M-       --P.M------                   -P.M.-       -P.M.-

--------------|--------------------|-----------------------------------------
-------3--3---|----------5-5-5--3-|-(3)-3-------3----3-----5-5-5-5-3----3---
-------4--4---|----------6-6-6--2-|-(2)-2-------4----4-----5-5-5-5-5----2---
------------0-|-0-0-0-0----------0-|-(0)----0-0-----0---0-0--------------0---
--0-0---------|--------------------|-----------------------------------------
--------------|--------------------|-----------------------------------------






   but when I roll you over baby,          you     don't   care._________


        -P.M-       ---P.M.--------                    -P.M-       -P.M--

-----------------------|------------------------|--------------------|-------
-(3)--3-------3---3----|-------------5-5--5--3-|-(3)-3------3---3---|-------
-(2)--2-------4---4----|-------------6-6--6--2-|-(2)-2------4---4---|-------
-(0)-----0--0--------0-|-0--0--0--0-----------0-|-(0)---0-0--------0-|-------
-----------------------|------------------------|--------------------|-3-----
-----------------------|------------------------|--------------------|-------






     Just take me down,    down,   down,   down to the bot -  tom.________


                                ----P.M.-------                        -P.M.-

---------------------|----------------|--------------------------------------
-5-5-5-3hp5-3--3-----|--------3-------|-------------------------------3------
-5-5-5----5-5--5-----|--2---2-2-------|----------2-2--2-0--(0)-2-2-2--2------
-------------------x|--2---2-0-------|----------2-2--2-0--(0)-2-2-2--0-0-0-0
---------------------|--0-------0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0------------------------------
---------------------|----------------|--------------------------------------








                Give me ev   -    ry-thing I want,                give me


P.M.                                     -P.M.-            -P.M.-
                         ~~~~~
------------------------------||----------------------|----------------------
----------4/5---4/5------5----||-(5)------------6-----|--6-------------------
----------3/4---3/4------4----||-(4)------------5---5-|--5-------------------
------------------------------||-------5--------3---5-|--3--------5-5-5//7---
-0--0--0----------------------||-------3--3--3------3-|-----3-3-3-3-3-3//5---
------------------------------||----------------------|----------------------






 ev - rything I need.____         you don't want that sugar daddy


      -P.M.-         P.M.     P.M-                     -P.M.

--------------------------|---------------------|----------------------------
--------------8--8--------|-8-------------------|-----------6-6--------------
--------------7--7--7-----|-7-------------------|-----------5-5--5-----------
-(7)----------5--5--7-----|-5-------7--75/7--5-|--(5)------3-3--5-----------
--5----5-5-5--------5-----|----5-5--5--53/5--3-|--(3)--3-3------3-----------
--------------------------|---------------------|----------------------------







        not  over  me.                                 Ooh!  She want a 


   -P.M.-                   -v.5----------                     |---------|
                                                                   ~~~~
------------------------|----------------------|-----------------------------
-6----------------------|------------------2p0-|-----------------------------
-5----------------------|----------------------|--5p2--7p5^(1/2)--13---------
-3--------5-5--7----(7)|-------2--2--2--2-----|-----------------------------
----3--3--3-3--5----(5)|-2/7------------------|-----------------------------
------------------------|----------------------|-----------------------------
                                                                   T
                                                                   
                          Note:  the v.5 indicates           Note: bend the     
                                 Eddie's use of the                note and
                                 whammy bar as he                  hold, then 
                                 dips 1/2 step lower               tap the 
                                 with the bar on each              13th fret,
                                 note indicated.                   use vibr.,
                                                                   and release
                                                                   the bend.







sucker,               whoo!  Sucker in a   three  -  piece
        (sucker______                      (three - piece)
                                           

                      -P.M.-                                        -P.M.-

-----------------|-----------------------|----------------------|------------
--------3--------|--3--------------------|---------------3------|-3----------
-2------2----2---|--2---------2--2--2--0-|--(0)-2--------2---2--|-2----------
-2------0----2---|--0---------2--2--2--0-|--(0)-2--------0---2--|-0----------
-0-0-0-------0---|-----0-0-0-------------|-----------0-------0--|----0-0-----
-----------------|-----------------------|----------------------|------------







                                   Sucker,     all dressed up  in a
               (Sucker)_____________                              


                        ---P.M.---        P.M.   --P.M.--

------------------|---------------------------|------------------------------
--3/5---3/53---3-|-(3)-------------3---------|-3----------------------------
--2/4---2/42---2-|-(2)-------------2---2-----|-2---------2--2--2--0---------
----------------0-|-(0)-------------0---2-----|-0---------2--2--2--0---------
------------------|------0-0-0---0------0---0-|---0--0--0--------------------
------------------|---------------------------|------------------------------




three - piece suit.

       --P.M--
                            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~
----------------------|-----------------------|------------------------------
---------------3------|-----------------------|------------------------------
-(0)-2---------2---2--|-2---------------------|------------------------------
-(0)-2---------0---2--|-2---------------------|------------------------------
--------0--0-------0--|-0---------------------|---------------------7--------
----------------------|----3------------------|--5-2-----------(2)/-0--------





Oh,______      uh,  now say it isn't so, baby                   She need a


   P.M.  P.M.         P.M.  P.M.         P.M.   P.M.        P.M.
                                                                ~~~~~
--------------------------------|----------------------|---------------------
--------------------------------|----------------------|---------------------
-9-----9------------------------|------7-----7---------|---------------------
-9-----9-----------5-----5------|------7-----7---------|-5-5---5------9-9----
-7-----7------3h5--5-----5------|-3/5----5-5---5-5-5h7-|-5-5-7-5------7-7----
---0-0---0-0---------3-3---3-3--|----------------------|---------------------






sucker,__________    Nah.                                       He just a 


   P.M.  P.M.       ----P.M.----         P.M.   P.M.       
                                                          ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
--------------------------------|----------------------|---------------------
--------------------------------|----------------------|---------------------
-9-----9------------------------|------7-----7---------|---------------------
-9-----9-----------5-----5---5--|-5-7--7-----7---------|-5----5---5----------
-7-----7------3h5--5-----5---5--|-3/5----5-5---5-5-5h7-|-5----5---5----------
---0-0---0-0---------3-3---3----|----------------------|---------------------




sucker.          He just a sucker.     Look at all that money, baby ya know


         P.M.     P.M.          P.M.   P.M.            -P.M.-

----------------------------|------------------------------------------------
----------------------------|------------------------------------------------
-7/9--9--------9------------|-------------------------7-------7--7--7--------
-7/9--7--------9------------|-5-------5-----5--5-/-7--7-------7--7--7--------
-5/7-----------7--------3h5-|-5-------5-----5--3-/-7-----5-5--5--5--5--------
---------0--0-----0--0------|----3-3-----3-----------------------------------




               your a sugar daddy.                    You're a sugar mama
                

      P.M.    P.M.             ------------------P.M.------------------

----------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------
----------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------
----------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------
-5--5-----5--5----7/9-|-(9)--9-------------------|----------------------5/7--
-5--5--7--5--5-7--5/7-|-(7)--7-----------------3-|-5--------------------3/5--
----------------------|---------0--0--0--0--0----|----3--3--3--3--3--3-------





         Hey!                You're both a bunch of suckers!______________


--------------light P.M.-------------------

------------------------|-------------------||-------------0-----------------
------------------------|-------------------||-------------0-----------------
------------------------|-------------------||----------------------0--------
-7--7--7--7--7--7--5----|-5--5-----5--------||----------------------0--------
-5--5--5--5--5--5--5h7--|-5--5--7--5--7--7--||-------------------------------
------------------------|----------------0--||---0---------------------------




---------let ring---------
                                                                   A.H.
                                                                       v.15--
-------0-0-0------0-0-0--0---7/15--0------0-0------------------|-------------
-------0-0-0------0-0-0--0-----------10x-----5/x-0------------|-------------
--2/4---------2/4-----------------------------------16x-0-----|----3^(1)----
-----------------------------------------------------------5/x-|---x---------
---------------------------------------------------------------|--x----------
---------------------------------------------------------------|-x-----------

                                                      Note: Dip 3 times with
                                                            bar at 1.5 steps




                ~~~~~~                      ~~~~~~~~
----------------------------|------------------------|-----------------------
----------------------------|------------------------|-----------------------
----------------------------|---9-9-9----9-9----(9)-|-----------------------
----2-2-2----2-2-------(2)/-|------------------------|-----------------------
----------------------------|-7-------7--------------|-----------------------
-0--------0-----------------|---------0--------------|-----------------------







 T      T    T        T    T        T    T        T      T      T

--------------------------------------------------5/xp0----------------------
-8p3h7--8p7--8p7p5p3--8p7--8p7p5p3--8p7--8p7p5p3---------5/xp0---------0--0--
----------------------------------------------------------------4/xp0--------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------


       -----
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
--15^(1)---------12-12-15-12-12----12-15p12-12-15p12----12----12------12-----
--------------14----------------14-------------------14----15----0h14--------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-12-15p12-17p12-15p12------12-15p12-17p12-15p12------12-15p12-17p12-15p12----
----------------------0h14----------------------0h14-------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------




 T         T            T            T                              *see note
                                                         ---         v------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-17/19p12--17/19p12h15--17/19p12h15--17/19p12h15-----------------------------
--------------------------------------------------14^(1/2)---(14)p12p0-------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Note:  Eddie here will be diving around on his whammy bar after hitting the 
        open note on the G string.  The v---- indicates the start of his 
        whammy bar antics.                                                                





Note:  Again, the below notes are all whammy-bar induced.  The v1.5 and v2.5
       indicates that the whammy bar is being dropped to those specific steps.
       The /// indicate up and down jagged movements of the bar.  The 
       harmonic and rake notes refer to the notes played (all while being
       warped by the whammy bar).  Finally, the vibrato notes indicate the
       shaking of the bar.
      

---(v1.5)-~~~--------(v2.5)---/Harm.--/-//rakesemi-harm.~~~~

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------------5--5p3--5/7----
--(0)----------(0)-------------5------------------7--(7)---------------------
------------------------------------------------x-x--(x)---------------------
-----------------------------------------------x--x--(x)---------------------
----------------------------------------------x------------------------------



-------0-----0------0------------|-(0)---------------------------------------
-7/8---8/10--10/12--12/15--15/17-|--20--19---17--17--------------------------
---------------------------------|-------------------------------------------
---------------------------------|-------------------------------------------
---------------------------------|-------------------x-----------------------
---------------------------------|-------------------19---------------------




         P.M.     P.M.          P.M.               -P.M.-

----------------------------|------------------------------------------------
----------------------------|------------------------------------------------
------9--------9------------|---------------------7-------7--7--7------------
------9--------9------------|-5-------5----5-/-7--7-------7--7--7------------
------7--------7--------3h5-|-5-------5----3-/-7-----5-5--5--5--5---5h7------
---------0--0-----0--0------|----3-3-----------------------------------------






                           -P.M-                                   -P.M-
            ~~~~~          
--------------------------------------------|--------------------------------
--------------------------------------------|--------------------------------
----------------------------------9---------|---------------5/7--7-----------
--5--5-----5--------7/9--9--------9---9----|-5-------5-----5/7--7-----------
--5--5--7--------7--5/7--7--------7---73h5-|-5-------5-----3/5--5--5--5-----
----------------------------0--0------------|----3--3------------------------



                                               -P.M-     ----P.M----
                                 ~~~~~~~~
--------------------|--------------------------------------------------------
--------------------|--------------------------------------------------------
--------------------|--------------------------------2-----------------------
-------5----5-----5-|-(5)------(5)--------(5)-------2---------------2---2-0-
--5h7--5--7-5---7-5-|-(5)------(5)--------(5)-2-----0---------------2---2-0-
--------------------|--------------------------0-0-0------0-0-0-0-0----------





 P.M. -P.M.-   -----P.M-----        v1---/~~~      P.M.  P.M.   -----P.M.---

---------------------|-------------------------|-----------------------------
---------------------|-------3/5---/5----------|-(5)-------------------------
------------2--------|-------2/4---/4----------|-(4)----------2--------------
-----2------2--------|-------------------------|--------2-----2--------------
-----2------0--------|-------------------------|--------2-----0--------------
--0----0-0------0--0-|-0-0-0-------------------|-----0-----0--------0--0--0--






--P.M.---              P.M.     P.M.    --P.M--                        tr.~~~

----------------------|--------------------------|----------------------0--0-
----------------------|--------------------------|----------------------0--0-
----------------------|--------------2-----------|---------------------------
----------2-----2--0--|-----2--------2-----------|--2p0h2p0h2p0h2p0h2p0h2(0)-
----------2-----2--0--|-----2--------0-----------|---------------------------
-0--0--0--------------|--0--------0-------0--0---|---------------------------





     --P.M.--     -----P.M-----                -P.M.-    -P.M-

---------------------|-------------------|---------------------|-------------
---------------------|-------------------|---------------------|-------------
--------------4------|-------------------|------------4--------|-------------
--2p0---------4------|---------4---4--2--|----4-------4--------|-------------
-------4-4-4---------|---------4---4--2--|----4-----------2--2-|-------------
-------2-2-2-------2-|-2-2-2-2-2---------|-2--2--2-2-----------|--2--2--2----





                        --P.M.--   -------P.M.------- 

-1/2--2--2-1/2--2---2--------------------------------------------------------
-1/2--2--2-1/2--2---2-----------3--------------------------------------------
-----------------------2--------2---------------------2------2--0---(0)------
-----------------------2--------0---------2-----------2------2--0---(0)------
-----------------------0--0--0------0--0--0--0--0--0-------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------




                     Oh!___________________________________________He got a 


    -P.M.-                                      -P.M-               --P.M.--

----------------------------------------||---------------------|-------------
------------3---(3)---3/5--5--5-3/5--5--||-5-----------5-------|--5----------
--2---------2---(2)---2/4--4--4-2/4--4--||-4--4--------4---0---|--4----------
--2---------0---(0)---------------------||----4--------2---4---|--2----------
-----0--0-------------------------------||----2--2--2------2-2-|----2--2--2--
----------------------------------------||---------------------|-------------





 big   old  belly.________                  A stone bald    head__

                                                                   (Sucker!)
                   -P.M.-

-------------|---------------------------------------7/10----10-|-(10)------
-------------|------------5-5--------5--5--5--7/10---7/10----10-|-(10)------
--4--4--4--2-|---4--------4-4--4-----4--4--4---------4/7-----7--|--(7)------
--4--4--4--2-|---4--------2-2--4-----2--2--2--4/7---------------|------------
-----------2-|------2--2-------2-2------------------------------|------------
-------------|--------------------------------------------------|------------




           Now listen here, honey, that ain't down your alley,____no.___


    -P.M.-         P.M.       --P.M.--                     -P.M.-        P.M.

-----------------------|-----------------------------------------------------
-----------5--5--------|-5----------------------------------------5--5-------
--4--------4--4--4-----|-4--------------4--4--4--2--(2)--4--------4--4-------
--4--------2--2--4-----|-2--------------4--4--4--2--(2)--4--------2--2--4----
--2--2--2--------2--2--|-------2--2--2-----------2--(2)-----2--2--------2--2-
-----------------------|-----------------------------------------------------



                He's just a sucker
                                              (Sucker!)

                                     --P.M.--          P.M.   --P.M.--

-----------------7/10----10--|-(10)-----------------------------------------
-5--5--5--7/10---7/10----10--|-(10)-----------5--5---------5----------------
-4--4--4---------4/7------7--|--(7)-----------4--4--4--4---4----------------
-2--2--2--4/7----------------|-----------------2--2--4--4---2----------------
-----------------------------|--------2--2--2--------2--2------2--2--2-------
-----------------------------|-----------------------------------------------




   in   a   three - piece.

                       -P.M.-

--------------|------------------------|-----------5/10----9/10----9/10------
--------------|---------------5--------|--5--5--5--5/10----9/10----9/10------
--4--4--4--2--|-(2)--4--------4--4--4--|--4--4--4--2/7-----6/7-----6/7-------
--4--4--4--2--|-(2)--4--------2--4--4--|--2--2--2----------------------------
-----------2--|-(2)-----2--2-----2--2--|-------------------------------------
--------------|------------------------|-------------------------------------




Sucker,__________      yeah,__          in   a   three  -  piece suit.
             
            (Sucker!)    
             
  ---P.M.---                   --P.M.---                      -P.M-

--------------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------
--------------5--5--------|--5-----------------------|---------------5--5--5-
--------------4--4--4--4--|--4-----------4--4--4--2--|-(2)--4--------4--4--4-
--------------2--2--4--4--|--2-----------4--4--4--2--|-(2)--4--------2--2--2-
---2-2-2---2--------2--2--|-----2--2--2-----------2--|-(2)-----2--2----------
--------------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------




                   S - s - s - sucker!                        Stone cold,
                                                                        

                                     ---P.M.---       P.M.     --P.M.--

-8/10--10--10--10/12---11/12--||-(12)---------------------|------------------
-8/10--10--10--10/12---11/12--||-(12)-----------8---------|--8---------------
-5/7----7---7---7/-9----8/-9--||--(9)-----------7---7-----|--7---------------
------------------------------||-----7----------5---7-----|--5---------------
------------------------------||-----5--5--5--5-----5--5--|-----5--5--5------
------------------------------||--------------------------|------------------





 sugar  daddy,______________________                     S - s - s - sucker

                        (Whoo                whoo     whoo)

                       -P.M.-                    -P.M.-

-------------------------------------------|-------------------------|-------
------------------------------10--10-------|--10---------------------|-------
-------------------------------9---9--9--9-|---9---------------------|-----7-
---7--7--7-/-9--(9)--9---------7---7--9--9-|---7--------9--97/9--7--|-(7)-7-
---5--5--5-/-7--(7)--7--7--7----------7--7-|------7--7--7--75/7--5--|-(5)-5-
-------------------------------------------|-------------------------|-------




               's' all      dressed    up  in  a  three          -     piece

     (Sucker!)

 -P.M.-           P.M.      --P.M.--
                  
------------------------------------------------------|----------------------
--------8--8-------------8----------------------------|----------------------
--------7--7---7---------7----------------------------|----------------------
--------5--5---7---------5--------------7--9--(9)----|----------------------
--5--5---------5---5---------5--5--5----5--7--(7)----|----------------------
------------------------------------------------------|----------------------




            suit.                                                with bar

                                                                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~
------------|-------------------------------||--------------|----------------
------------|-------------------------------||--------------|----------------
------------|-------------------------------||-----2--------|--(2)-----------
------------|-----------2------2------------||-----2--------|--(2)-----------
------------|-----------2------2------------||-----0--------|--(0)-----------
------------|-----------0------0------------||--------------|----------------



 

Spoken:  That's alright go a head, suck it all up,  
         right down to the last drop.



              x  23 TIMES
---------------------------------------------------------------|-------------
---------------------------------------------------------------|-------------
---------------------------------------------------------------|--2----------
---------------------------------------------------------x/-x-|--2----------
---5h7p3p0h5------------------------------------------------x-|--0----------
---------------------------------------------------------------|-------------

   Note:  For clarity of reading, continue this hammer-pull-pull pattern 
          approximately 23 times in free time mode.  As well, glide gently
          up the A string with the side of your right hand (lightly touching
          it) while hammering and pulling, thus sounding random harmonics
          and palm-muted notes.







---------------
Legend Notation
---------------



 h - hammer on

 p - pull off

 / - slide up

  - slide down

 v - indicates whammy bar dive (the step of the dive will be indicated in 
     the tab itself

 ^ - bend (followed by the degree of the bend - i.e.  ^(1) means bend up 
     one full step)
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