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Hooker With a Penis Guitar Tablature
(dropped D tuning)



Intro:

    intro riff:  4 times
        d)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--
        a)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--
        d)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--

    riff 1:  4 times
        d)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--
        a)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--
        d)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--
    
    then this:
        g)--77777777s99s55555555s99s77777777s99s1717171717171717b--
        d)--xxxxxxxx-xx-xxxxxxxx-xx-xxxxxxxx-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x----
        a)--55555555s77s33333333s77s55555555s77s1515151515151515b--

Verse 1:

    riff 2:  8 times
            "I..............met....a...."
             p.m.-----------------------|
        d)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---
        a)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---
        d)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---

Bridge 1:

     play riff 1:  4 times

Verse 2:

    riff 2 variation:  8 times
        a)-----------------
        d)---3p0---0---3---

    riff 3:  8 times
            p.m.----------------|
        d)---3p0---0---0---0---0---
        a)---3p0---0---0---0---0---
        d)---3p0---0---0---0---0---

Chorus 1:  4 times          
        "...I've.........got........for....you....little..buddy..."
                                   |---don't play 4th time----| 
        d)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3p0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---
        a)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3h0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---
        d)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3h0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---

Post chorus 1:  
            p.m.--------------------------------|           
        d)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0--
        a)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0h5--0h5-
        d)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0--

            p.m.-------|           p.m.------------------|
        d)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0---0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-- 
        a)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0h5--0h5--0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-- 
        d)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0---0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-- 

Bridge 2:

    play this:
        a)------------------------------------------------------
        d)--3p0-0-3-x-x--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-6s--

        a)------------------------------------------------------
        d)--3h0-0-0-0-0--10-10-10-9s/---3h0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-6s--

    then this:
         "...All........."
        d)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0-3-------------
        a)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0-3-------------
        d)--3p0-0-3--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0-3--7-7-7-6s--
 
        d)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0------
        a)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0--2b--
        d)--3p0-0-3--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0------
   
   then riff 3:  8 times
        (gradually let off the palm mutes toward the end)

Chorus 2:

    same as chorus 1

Post-Chorus 2:  3 times

        d)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--      
        a)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--      
        d)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--      

    then:    
        g)--------10----12-12---10-----------10---13-13s12s10-----------
        d)--0-0-0-10--0-12-12-0-10-0---0-0-0-10-0-13-13s12s10---s12s---
        a)--0-0-0--8--0-10-10-0--8-0---0-0-0--8-0-11-11s10s8----s12s---
        d)--0-0-0-----0-------0----0---0-0-0----0---------------s12s---

Interlude 1:

    riff 4:  play twice              |--don't play 2nd time--|
        d)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---
        a)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---
        d)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---

Solo:
 
g)--5-5-5s7-7-7-7s9-9-9-9-9-9s8-8-8-8-8-8s12-12-12-12-12-12-12b-12s--
d)--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--x--x--x--x--x--x---x----
a)--3-3-3s5-5-5-5s7-7-7-7-7-7s6-6-6-6-6-6s10-10-10-10-10-10-10b-10s--

b)----4-4---4---4---4---4--4---4---4---4---4-4---4---4---4---------
g)--7-----7---7---7---7------7---7---7---7-----7---7---7---7s5-5b--
d)-------------------------------------------------------------x---
a)-------------------------------------------------------------3b--
   |--- bend these notes slightly less than 1/4 a step up---|

Interlude 2:

        a)-------------------------------------------
        d)--7-0-7-6-0-6-5-0-5-3-0-10h12-10h12-10h12--

    then:
        d)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--
        a)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--
        d)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--

Solo 2?:  crank up the distortion!!!
            trem.----------------------|*
        e)-------------------------------------------------------
        b)--9---9---9---9b---10b~~~~12~~r10b12r10b12r10b12r10---
        g)--9---9---9---9b---10b~~~~12~~r10b12r10b12r10b12r10---
        d)--7---7---7--------------------------------------------
        a)--7---7------------------------------------------------
        d)--7----------------------------------------------------
 chord#:   |1| |2| |3| |4|   |----------------5---------------|

Trem. pick (pick as fast as possible) each of the first three chords for 
a little bit before moving to the next one. Slightly  bend chord# 4 
while trem.picking. Gradually bend chord# 5 up 1 step while trem. 
picking. Stop picking at the "*". Then  release and bend chord# 5 back 
down to its normal pitch and then up 1 step a few times as indicated. 
(listen to the song to get a feel for it)      


Pre-Chorus: play this 13 times 
        (stop palm muting the 9th time)
            p.m.---|
        d)--1---0---
        a)--1---0---
        d)--1---0---

Chorus 3:  2 times

      "...Buy..."                     "...Buy..."
d)--0-0-0-12s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--
a)--0-0-0-12s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--
d)--0-0-0-12s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--

    "...Buy..."                      "...My...........new..record..."   
d)--0-0-12s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--
a)--0-0-12s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--
d)--0-0-12s-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--

Outro: 

    play riff 1: 4 times

    followed by this 4 times:
        g)--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7s5-5-5-5
        d)--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
        a)--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5s3-3-3-3

    then end with this:
        d)--12s0--
        a)--12s0--
        d)--12s0--
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